Boxing Day Shenanigans
Considering the epic use of the words in my heading, my first act of blog would be to confirm that the blog itself is the act of shenanigans which I am up to at the present moment. I am quite the thrill seeker, I enjoy the extremes in life. So long as it’s contained within my own home, that way I don’t have to leave the house and see people in person. Which pretty much leaves me with the internet to get my thrillz from and at the current moment it’s from blogging.
Well allow me to say that blogging thus far cannot even touch trolling when it comes to internet thrills. Because as much fun as it is to write whatever stupid thoughts are occupying my mind right now, pissing off a moronic stranger is easily better. This is especially best in cases where the “victims” (I use the term lightly as the idiots ask for it really) can’t spell, punctuate or use grammar for shit (I just know that comment’s going to bite me on the ass when i go and spell something incorrectly). I’m speaking about people in particular who can’t even type a coherent sentence. The ones who make you want to cry at the injustice to the English language and in all honesty deserve to be shot.
If you’re looking for a trolling challenge they probably aren’t the people for you however if you want a quick fix of entertainment, then its perfection. Half the work of embarrassing said idiot is already done for you just by their inability to form a legible response. Then there’s the fact that due to their retard level IQ they will pretty much fall into whatever argument you please. Honestly it reminds me of puppetry half the time: Just pull the strings with a comment appropriate to their intelligence to watch them react (i.e. your mother is a whore) however over complicate things and the strings get tangled and they fall to pieces (i.e. use logic and have a well sustained argument and watch them self implode,but where’s the fun in that?)
I find irony in this in the sense that, that is intellectual trolling. Picking/Joining in on fights just for the sake of pissing someone off and proving I’m smarter than a complete stranger who reads at 2nd grade level (ego boost right thur). However for most trolling cases all you have to do is spell like a retard, throw in a few curses and add a lame insult and then all that’s left to be done is sit back and let the lulz begin.
Quite frankly I’m rather fond of posting incorrect statements for the hell of it. Simply watching all the people who feel the need to correct you as if the world will spontaneously explode if there is inaccuracy on the internet is quite hilarious.
So on that note I shall leave you with a personal favorite troll of mine in the form of troll science:
U Jelly?
